Phantom
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Post by Phantom on Jun 5, 2018 14:28:43 GMT
I think it would be interesting to create a thread where everyone can share their snail jokes. So this is the thread for it! Don't hesitate to share all your funny jokes with us! Here are my two ones: Where does a snail live? "In a shell-ter!" What's a Snail's favorite sport activity? "Wall sliming!" (Wall climbing but with slime) What are yours?
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Post by seastar on Jun 5, 2018 17:09:00 GMT
Here's my joke: What do two snails say when they meet for the first time? "Hi! How are you snailing?"
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Phantom
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Post by Phantom on Jun 6, 2018 11:46:39 GMT
Nice one!
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Post by seastar on Jun 6, 2018 11:48:18 GMT
Thanks! Yours are funny too!
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Post by seastar on Jun 12, 2018 17:07:35 GMT
Here's another one! What is a snail's favorite gas station? Shell! (yes, it's an actual gas station!)
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Phantom
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Post by Phantom on Jun 12, 2018 17:39:40 GMT
Oh yeah Shell!
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Post by etana on Jun 13, 2018 6:46:12 GMT
I like to change poetry and aforisms to snaily forms. Like I have this drinking glass that reads "Courage means not closing your eyes after you've finally opened them." So, obviously "Courage means not pulling your eyes back in after you've finally pushed them out of your head"! Another one reads, "To remain soft and yet become firm at the same time, that's quite a goal for one human." I don't think I even need to say what's the snaily version, right?
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Phantom
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Post by Phantom on Jun 13, 2018 11:29:01 GMT
These makes me laugh my shell off
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