piestar
Achatina fulica
*slimes*
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Post by piestar on Sept 5, 2010 19:19:56 GMT
Post your best ones here!
What did the slug say to the snail?
'Big Issue?'
Why did the snail cross the road?
I don't know but I'll let you know when it gets here.
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coyote
Archachatina papyracea
Cochleas ego amo
Posts: 2,955
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Post by coyote on Sept 6, 2010 3:46:03 GMT
Did you hear the one about the snail who was mugged by a turtle? Later, at the police station, the detective asked him to describe exactly what happened. He shook his head and said, "I don't know. It all happened so fast."
Why did the snail cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
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piestar
Achatina fulica
*slimes*
Posts: 12
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Post by piestar on Sept 6, 2010 13:15:56 GMT
A guy goes to a halloween party with a girl on his back.
The host asks him, "And what are you?"
The guy says, " I'm a snail."
The host says "And who's that on your back?"
"That's Michelle!"
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coyote
Archachatina papyracea
Cochleas ego amo
Posts: 2,955
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Post by coyote on Sept 6, 2010 23:02:32 GMT
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve snails" and throws him out.
A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says, "What did you do that for?!"
What did the snail say while riding on the back of a turtle?
WHEEEEEEEE!
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