hehe junk mail

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These African junk mails I get sometimes are so ridiculous

''Dear Chosen Partner,

Is my Pleasure writing to you at this moment of the day, I am Dr Marshal Lagunde, the director in charge of auditing and accounting Unit of Continental Bank in Cotonou-Benin Republic. I deem it fit to contact you regarding to a transaction that will favor both of us at the end,I want to know if i can trust you in claiming the fund in question.

I discovered the sum of Fifteen million United States Dollars (USD15M) belonging to a deceased customer of this bank.

If the over due fund if not claimed by the end of next quarter, the government of the Federal Republic of Benin will take over the ownership of the fund. We do not want the government to take over the ownership of this money, that is why I'm contacting you for us to work this out togather, so that I will portray you as the confide next of kin to the deceased

If you accept to carry out this project with me, I will offer you 40% of the total sum, while I will take 60% of the total sum. Upon your acceptance to do this deal with me,be rest assured that this transaction carries no risk and no extra responsibilities on your part''

sure.....

[Kevin]

I used to get those all the time, not so much now though, I get loads of scam emails from Africa and elsewhere offering snails instead now

[gastropodgirl]

What a load of balls they must think you're stupid.

[Tigs]

Funny how they think the Scam will work as its not from Nigeria ;D

[Moracai]

I just got one telling me I was up for a part in the next big brother house!
Bit sad that big brother have a yahoo address.

[gastropodgirl]

Lol,can just imagine you and the snails in the big brother house.

[apple]

Lol. Sometimes I receive that kind of emails from Nigeria, Ghana, South Africa, african immigrant people in europe, etc ( one scammer was telling that was an Iraqui but he had a nigerian name lool) and also telling that I won the British Lottery lol.
Once I answered to one, to just see at which point, things will reach, and the game ended when he started to ask money for the transfer and to open an account for transferring money, loool. I just said to him that won´t put money available for a strange person and he stopped to reply.lool. Next time I´ll just joke with them asking for giant snails and to send them before the payment. lool.

[(¯`·._.·[Samm]·._.·´¯)]

ive recently changed emails because of these,I was receiveing 5+ of these sort of emaila day.
There soo anoying....